Hot girl to extremely fat guy transfixed by her boobs: What, are you comparing size? Shape? Cause mine might not be as big as yours, but they're far perkier. –Uvongo Beach, South Africa Overheard by: dizziebean
Chick #1 disappears into bedroom with dude. Chick #2: Go ahead, bitch, suck his dick. It’s sandy and it tastes like me. –Beach Haven, New Jersey
Teen: You guys went to bed at 11:30, what's wrong with you? –Beach Lake, Pennsylvania
Papi #1: Oh, he’s so nice! You know, he’s 36, but he doesn’t look any older than 34!
Papi #2: That’s hot. Translated from the Spanish –Miami Beach, Florida
Mom (exasperatedly): Come on children, you guys going to give me heart failure!
Six-year-old: You going to give yourself heart failure, cause you wouldn't leave us alone. –Bridgetown, Barbados
Teen bimbette: So I heard about this new band that just came out. The lead singer is really cute… they’re called The Doors. –South California
Boy, about people stepping on crabs: Looks like I'm not the only one with crab problems. –Jones Beach, New York
Girl to boyfriend: All I have to do is finish this project, and I got my degree!
Boyfriend: You know what's a degree? Your vagina! –Gulf Coast University, Florida
Little surfer kid pointing to large black lady: Look, a whale turd. –New Symrna, Florida
Drunk girl #1: Oh my god! Look at that guy's balls!
Drunk girl #2: Where?!
Drunk girl #1: Around his neck!
Drunk girl #2: Wow! They're huge! –Rocky Point, Mexico