Housemate: So, last night I was so high on acid that I thought the whole beach was made of cocaine, and now I can’t breathe. –Brazil Overheard by: living with morons
Tween in one-piece: Amber’s parents let her wear a bikini.
Dad: But her parents love her.
Teen brother: No, they don’t. She’s just a 10-year-old slut. –Lake Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canadia Overheard by: Jenny
12-year-old boy to boogie boarding pal: You just did a 360! That was so awesome! We should all give you blowjobs for that! Even your brother!
Friend: Dude, you are so gay. –Monterey Beach, New Jersey Overheard by: Rebecca Anna Smith
Girl to younger boy: You’re going to be a real lady killer when you’re older.
Younger boy: I’ll kill men, too. I don’t care. –Ocean City, Maryland Overheard by: Brittney
Tourist mom to kids, upon seeing dolphins: Get out of the water! Go, now! Get out! [After seeing everyone else getting in and swimming out.] Never mind, get back in. –Treasure Island, Florida Overheard by: Native Floridian
10-year-old girl: My virgin arms! My virgin arms! –Belmar, New Jersey Overheard by: Confused
Little brother: Aren't you glad we watched Shark Week when we were in North Carolina and not like, last night?
Big brother (sarcastically): Yeah. Great. Because sharks never come here.
Little brother: Well, at least it's not Florida. Or South Africa. –Avon, New Jersey
Amateur oncologist: Having a baby? That’s like growing a tumor with a brain inside of you. –Good Harbor Beach, Gloucester, Massachusetts Overheard by: concerned citizens
"it's too late, ladies. The po-po already caught you!" bike cops on the beach busting 4 tourist girls on scooters driving thru a traffic jam. –Miami Beach Overheard by: pancho
Gay man to another: You are to florist shops as others are to tattoo parlors. –St. Michaels, Maryland Overheard by: I am to shoe stores