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Little boy: Hey! What’s your name? Little girl walking along shore doesn’t look at him. Little boy: Hey! What’s your name?! Little girl looks at boy but continues walking. Little boy: What’s your name?! What’s your naaaaame?!
Mother of girl: It’s Jade. Mother whispers to girl and points in boy’s direction, but girl continues walking in other direction. Surfer dude: Yeah, kid, you can only expect more of that as you get older. –Pomano Beach, Florida