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Ad: Got Grandma?
Adult son to mom: Thanks for babysitting the kids, ma. You know why I love you?
Rockin granny: Cuz I breastfed you for 12 years?
Ten year old grandson: Oh my god!
--Clearwater Beach, Florida
...As My Science Fair Project.
Petite and topless blonde: When I get my boobs done, I'm gonna like... Walk around school with my tits out all the time.
--South Beach, Miami, Florida
Overheard by: mar
Story Of My Life.
Mermaid to another: I'd be a lot less naked, but I just got sick of gluing seashells to myself.
--Mermaid Parade, Coney Island
Overheard by: shorty j
It Was at Once Zesty and Explosive!
Older guy: We had dinner there earlier in the week. I got food poisoning.
Young kayaking guide: Really? Was it good?
--York Beach, Maine
I May Never Go Home Again
Young male Australian tourist on cell: We've already been to a service station and a McDonald's, which is different.
--Rotorua, New Zealand
Overheard by: exactly how different to McDonald's in Australia?
Hurry, They Stop Serving Passports at 11:00 A.M.!
Tour coach driver, gesturing to McDonald's restaurant further down the road: Aaaaand coming up ahead are the golden arches of the American embassy.
--TehanuNui, Nelson, New Zealand
Overheard by: Makenzie
...That's How I Met You.
30 something guy standing at bar: So she asked me if I had ever slept with a stripper.
Friend: What did you say?
30 something guy: I told her the truth... I said "yeah, I slept with a stripper, of course."
--Austin, Texas
...But That Was So Anticlimactic!
Girl, after spilling white lotion on the ground: I didn't think it would come... Out.
--Tampa, Florida
And So White People Can Feel Okay About Calling Us "Persons Of Color"
White girl to black friend: Why do black people wear colored skinny jeans?
Black girl: So when it's dark you can see them.
--Tampa, Florida
Who Still Uses MySpace?
Scene girl to friend: Hey, Ana!
Friend, yelling: Call me by my MySpace name!
Scene girl, sighing: Fine. (pause) Hey, AnaAutomaticAssaultUnicorn!
--Tampa, Florida
Or, Like, an Orgy with Four People?
Teenage boy #1: Yeah, Verizon is supposed to get a 4G network sometime soon.
Teenage boy #2: Do you even know what 4G means?
Teenage boy #1: 4 dimensions! Duh!
--Granite Bay, California
Overheard by: AB
Eh, You Don't Know Squat.
Guy to Dachshund: Sit!
Girl: He doesn't really need to sit, he is so close to the ground.
--Tampa, Florida
