In a Related Story, Keira Knightley Spotted Scouring the Beach for Buried Treasure

Guy: My god, what is that?
Chick: What?
Guy: This thing here. Medical waste is washing up on the shore.
Chick: What are you talking about?
Guy: Right there. It's a breast implant.
Chick: It's a jellyfish, you ninny.
Guy: ... I wondered why there were so many. --Jersey Shore, New Jersey