Pango-Pango, Maryland... Right?

Pale tourist: Hey, do you have the time?
Bronzed local child: Sure, mister! It's 12:45.
Pale tourist: Is that Eastern Standard Time?
Bronzed local child, sarcastically: No. It's local time in Pango-Pango.

--North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Overheard by: Geobaldi