Next, Grasshopper, You Will Learn to Say the F-Word in Between Syllables

Swedish guy, to French guy: So you're telling me I just paid like 1,000 Euro to go here and find out that some fuckin' frogshagger screwed my girlfriend?

French guy says nothing.

Swedish guy: Hey, that's three words for "intercourse" in one sentence! Personal record!

--Côte d'Azur, France

Overheard by: Another Swede