She Has No Idea How Awkward Her First Sexual Experience Is Going to Be

Teen girl: I can't believe I'm drunk! I'm drunk! In Italy! I am 17 and drunk. Oh yeah, and I'm with my parents! The first time I'm drunk, in a foreign country, under 21, with you people, and I'm in Italy?
Teen girl's mother: It is better this way. At least you are with people who care.

--Nova Siri, Italy

Overheard by: only other american in the place