Someone Has Spit Out Their Gum Right Here in the Middle of This Drawing of a Penis!

Little boy, pointing to large drawing of a penis in the sand: Oh my God, that is disgusting. Dad, look, it's disgusting!! Dad, do you know what it is?
Dad: Yes.

Mom walks over.

Mom: What is it?

--Popham Beach, Maine

Overheard by: Fitzy