She's Already Fast-Forwarded the Kid Through Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, and God

Young Boy: Mommy Mommy, they have Nemo in that fish tank!
Mom: Honey, Nemo's dead.

--Antigua, the Caribbean

Overheard by: Ollie


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