MTV: It's Not Everybody's Cup of Teabag

Mother to father: Oh my! Jerry, say something to that old man. His testicles are hanging out of his swimsuit.
Little girl: I have testicles. They're in my mouth. [Opens mouth]
Mother: Not tonsils. Testicles!
Father: Seven, and already MTV has ruined her.

--Virginia Beach, Virginia

Overheard by: Book Reading Beach Bum