They Seem So Happy...Oh, Wait...

Teen girl #1: Oh, I'm so happy for Candice!* She finally has a normal boyfriend!
Teen girl #2: Oh, that's nice...Wait, is it that 29-year-old E dealer you guys met at that rave in Chilliwack?
Teen girl #1: Yes!

Long pause.

Teen girl #1: Well, it's normal for her, I guess.

--English Bay, Vancouver, British Columbia