Maybe Because the Fiancé Already Had Her Fist in It

20-Something chick #1: So Brad and I went up to the mountains with his friend Greg and Greg's fiancé. Brad and Greg went out to unpack the car, and she and I just started going at it.
30-Something chick #2: You guys were making out?
30-Something chick #1: It was way intense.
30-Something chick #2: Wow.
30-Something chick #1: Then Brad and Greg came back in the house, and Greg started, like, totally freaking out. I mean, he just wasn't, like...feeling my openness!

--San Diego, California

Overheard by: gefiltepez