That's As Much As I'm Cleared to Tell You At This Juncture

Tourist: Hey, the water is coming up really high.
Local: Yeah, it's definitely a high tide today.
Tourist: How come it does that? I mean, what makes the water come up so high?
Local: Well, let's just say it has a lot to do with the moon.

--Pismo-Oceano Dunes, California

Overheard by: janie