Uh, Because He Did That Porno After High School

Teen girl #1: Why the hell are we here?
Teen girl #2: Because we have nothing better to do.
Teen girl #1: Wait... why didn't we call that guy who did that porno after high school? He'll do us both.

--Ashwaubomay Lake, Ashwaubenon, Wisconsin

Overheard by: Lacy Magnolia