All the Good Indentured Servitude Positions Have Been Outsourced to India

American girl #1: You know what I want to get while I'm here in India? A Sherpa. That would be so cool.
American girl #2: What's a Sherpa?
American girl #1: It's, like, a people endemic to the Himalayas. You can buy one, and they carry your stuff for you.
American girl #2: Oooh, that sounds nice!

--Goa, India

Overheard by: Wish I were Canadian