Seventeen is Impressive, Yet Believable. 20 is Just Silly

Boy #1: Are you gonna use your real age or your fake age?
Boy #2: I'm gonna say I'm 20.
Boy #1: Fuck that! I'm saying 17.
Boy #3: I'm so wasted I can hardly ride my bike.

--Foster Avenue Beach, Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: Beach Comber