So My Strategy is to Throw Money at It and Run Away as Fast as I Can

Walker #1: So I think I am going to train for the LA marathon.
Walker #2: Really? What's the cause?
Walker #1: Well, it's for AIDS. Not that I have AIDS, nor know anyone who does.
Walker #2: Yeah, well, we all know AIDS is bad.

--Olympic & La Cienega Park, Los Angeles, California