In Fact, I'll Just Tell People at Yoga Class I Read Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance

Ditz #1: I would love to be a Buddhist.
Ditz #2: Yeah, it's really spiritual.
Ditz #1: Yeah, all the meditating and stuff...
Ditz #2: Yeah...
Ditz #1: ... But not a full Buddhist -- that would be boring.
Ditz #2: Yeah, just do it for the yoga and stuff.

--Jetty Road, Glenelg, Australia