If You Listen Closely, You Can Hear Her Brain Going Snap, Crackle, Pop

Chick #1: Hey, have you heard of those Rice Krispie treats? They're awesome. They should so make a cereal out of those or something!
Chick #2: You dumbass, they are cereal!
Chick #1: Oh...

--Robert Moses Beach, Long Island, New York

Overheard by: i like rice krispies