Don't Forget to Ask Dad If He Wants a Turn Riding It

Little girl #1: Britney*, what are you doing?
Little girl #2: Building sand boobies.
Little girl #1: You know, you can turn the boobies into testicles and we can make a giant sand penis.
Little girl #2: Okay, cool.

--Biloxi, Mississippi

Overheard by: Lori Lou Who