Of All the Fluids You've Rubbed Over My Back, This One Grosses You Out?

Queer #1 reaching for sunscreen: Okay, I need someone to do my back!
Queer #2: Ewww.
Queer #1: Oh, shut up you skanky-ass, motherfucking whore!

--Cherry Grove Beach, Fire Island, New York

Overheard by: Marizzle