Nevermind. How Do You Keep a Turkey in Suspense?

Boy: Hey, Dad, are monkeys fast?
Dad: I guess compared to humans, yes.
Boy: Are cheetahs fast?
Dad: Yes, they are the fastest.
Boy: Are lions fast?
Dad: Yes, very.
Boy: Are bamboozles fast?
Dad: What?

--Trunk Bay, St. John, US Virgin Islands

Overheard by: Sonia