I Thought Gulf Was a Gasoline

Teen #1: ... And then I got, like, swept out into the Pacific! It was so scary!
Teen #2: Don't you mean the Atlantic?
Teen #1: Oh, yeah.
Teen #3: You guys are retards. That's the Gulf of Mexico!
Teens #1 and #2: Ohhh.

--St. Simons Island, Georgia

Overheard by: just out for a walk