There Are So Few Drinking Songs

American #1: This local song, 'Cachaca,' is weird. Isn't that the same word that they use for that booze? That's like having a song just called, like, 'Tequila' or something.
American #2: ... There is a song called 'Tequila.' It was in Pee-wee's Big Adventure.

--Salvador, Brazil

Overheard by: E. Vill. Genius