Drugs Create the Illusion You Have Something to Say

Stoned chick: So, whenever I'm stoned, like this stoned, I start a sentence... And then through half the sentence, I finish another sentence I said before, or finish another idea in my head, or just start talking. It's like I forget or something, like, my idea, and it's like I had it all there, and stuff. You know what I mean?
Stoned guy: ... That's retarded.

--St. Petersburg, Florida