Dolphin: I Prefer Cetecean-Australian, Thanks

Dude: When I was in Florida, there was a dolphin in the water about five feet from me. I never ran so fast in my life.
Chick: Why?
Dude: When something big and black surfaces next to you in the water, you generally start to shit your pants.

--North Burleigh Beach, Australia

Overheard by: Galina