Guess How I'd Shift Gears

Guy #1: Okay, dude -- if you could, which one of us would you sleep with?
Queer, looking back and forth, then staring at Guy #2: I have been dreaming of sitting on your face and using your ears as bicycle pedals...
Guy #2: Uh... What?

--Papas and Beer, Ensenada, Mexico

Overheard by: Alcaeus