Oh, Britney Spears, You Wacky Scamp

Underage girl #1: Yeah, but I'm not going to feel okay using my ID if everyone here is from Ohio. They're going to know it's fake.
Underage girl #2: Shhh... There's people in here.
Underage girl #1: I don't care.
Girl in stall, coming out to wash hands: I know what you guys mean about the Ohio thing. Minivans... I just moved here from New York.
Underage girl #1: Oh?
Girl from stall: I hate it here. I just had a baby. He's three months old, without a father...
Underage girl #2: Oh my god. I'm so sorry...
Girl from stall: Then my dad left us. He left our family after 25 years. He left us all behind.
Underage girl #1: Oh, uh...
Girl from stall: It's alright. Have a nice night.

--Hilton Head, South Carolina

Overheard by: Awkward...