Hint: They Move and Have Little Claws

Italian girl: So, um... How do you know if you have crabs?
Frat boy: What?
Italian girl: Well, I'm not sure if I just have another yeast infection or dry skin or something...
Frat boy: Why are you asking me this?
Italian girl: Because we slept together last week and now I itch!

--Point Pleasant, New Jersey

Overheard by: jerseygirl