Grandma's Are Normally Constrained by Twin Haversacks

Teen girl: He saw some girl's boobs.
Father: Did you see some girl's boobs?
Toddler boy: Nooo.
Father: Did you see some girl's boobs?
Toddler boy: Nooo.
Father: Were they as big as Grandma's?
Toddler boy: Nooo.

--Point Pleasant, New Jersey

Overheard by: hc