I Plan to Ménage à Trois with You

Older sister on cell speakerphone: Are you looking forward to seeing me on Friday?
Little sister: I am!
Older sister: You're probably not looking forward to seeing Mike, though, are you?
Little sister: No, I'm looking forward to seeing him, too.
Mike, though speakerphone: Hah!

--Sea Isle City, New Jersey

Overheard by: Cols