Shark: This Job Just Keeps Getting Harder

Blonde: Oh my god, I've been watching 'Shark Week' on TV, and this guy got his hand bitten off. It was crazy! It was a show about survivors, and they showed the scars and everything!
Brunette: That is crazy. I don't know how I'd live without my hands. I'd rather have the shark bite off my arm.

--Virginia Beach, Virginia

Overheard by: Steve