Not Smart Enough to Capitalize on Free Pussy

Bimbette looking at guy reading GRE study guide: What's that?
Guy: Huh? [Bimbette points to title.] It's a test I need to take to get my Master's. [Bimbette looks confused.] It's like the SATs for graduate school.
Bimbette: So you're, like, smart and shit. [Guy stares at her and then walks away.]

--St. Pete Beach, Florida

Overheard by: Chicagoan in FL