The Premature Ejaculators' Society Takes a Holiday

Loud Brit on cell: Oh, yes! We're finally here! It's so warm here! All quiet -- it's just beautiful! Will you be along soon? Oh... Ah... Uh-huh... So you're going to have sex? Right, then -- see you in a minute! Bye!

--Barcelona, Spain

Overheard by: Avkram