I'd Never Forgive Myself If They Dented a Lexus

Muscle guy: Damn, that Lexus just hit that kid on a bike in front of Circle Pizza!
Blonde woman: Wait what? Was it one of mine?
Muscle guy: No, yours are jumping off the bridge.
Blonde woman: Oh, thank god.

--St Avalon, New Jersey

Overheard by: Himbo