Loss of Virginity's Contagious

[Three ten-year-old boys cycling past the beach.]
Boy #1: Why you going so fast?!
Boy #2: [Missing front teeth, which makes him lisp.] Becauth he wath fucking her latht night!
Boy #3: What?!!!

--Lake Calhoun Beach, Minneapolis, Minnesota

Overheard by: They grow up quickly these days!