Without a Laserlike Focus, the Bud May Elude Me

Stoner #1: Do you want a Bud or...?
Stoner #2: Bud.
Stoner #1: I also have Sam Adams Summers Ale.
Stoner #2: Bud.
Stoner #1: And Bass Ale.
Stoner #2: No ales!

--Bonnet Shores, Rhode Island

Overheard by: I like Ales