I'm Not Sure My Breasts Are Bouncy Enough for This

Girl in the ocean to onshore friend: Come out here! I'm like The Little Mermaid without Sebastian! I don't even have flounder!
Girl on shore: (shakes head no)
Girl in the ocean: Come on! You've seen Baywatch! Jog!

--Smith's Point, Long Island, New York

Overheard by: Andi