Some Of Us Should Keep Our Shirts on at the Beach

Woman #1: You really should have seen this guy's boobs, they were huge.
Woman #2: So he needed a bra?
Man #1: A bro.
Man #2 (with hands on hips, triumphantly): A manzier!
Woman #1: What he needed was some testosterone!

--Hawaii

Overheard by: Festivus for the Rest of Us