We Have Enough Imaginary Llamas to Deal with As It Is

Hot teen girl #1: Sexy llama come to mama. (throws imaginary lasso)
Hot teen girl #2 (caught in the imaginary lasso): Unce unce unce unce...yes.
Random lady to son nearby: See honey, this is why we don't eat magical mushrooms.

--Rehoboth Beach, Deleware

Overheard by: kevin