It Isn't the Bronx, Sweetie.

Kayaking girl #1: Mom, where do we go?
Kayaking mom: Oh, why don't we go to the other side of the island?
Kayaking girl #2: No, we can't! I heard they had guns and spears over there--I don't wanna get shot!

--Sugarbay, St. Thomas, South Africa

Overheard by: yams