We've Decided Not to Allow You in the Water

Lifeguard to wading mother: That girl is too small. She can't be out that far. She has to be within arm's length.
Mother: How far is arm's length?

--Jericho Beach, Vancouver, Canadia

Overheard by: hefferlump


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