Jesus, What Do You Have to Do to Get Exiled from New Jersey?

Little boy: Why do you live in New York now?
Uncle: Well, the family don't love me anymore.
Little boy: Huh? But...?
Uncle: Yeah, but you're lucky, they still love you. If they didn't, you'd have to live in New York with me.

--Seaside Heights, New Jersey

Overheard by: Kate-in-Oz