Shark: Ralph, Do You Have to Play the Jaws Theme Non-Stop?

Middle aged tourist yelling frantically to children in the water: Get out, get out! There's sharks!
Teenager with skimboard: Actually, those are a school of stingrays. They're quite harmle...
Middle age mother, cutting him off: Shaaarks! Get out now!

--Clearwater Beach, Florida

Overheard by: Jonica Grompson