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What Isn't Better Naked?

Cute guy, about credit card: Yeah, sorry it's bent. I jumped off the bridge.
Clerk girl: You jumped off the bridge, huh? Yeah, it's better if you do it naked.

--7-Eleven, Manteo, North Carolina

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Posted 2007-07-09 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

Actually, We're a Jewelry Store, but You Just Made My Day

Customer: Hey, my car is making a funny noise.
Clerk: What did it sound like?
Customer: Vrummm-clunk.
Clerk: How did it go, again?
Customer: Vrummm-clunk.
Clerk: I didn't quite get that -- one more time?
Customer: Vrummm-clunk! Vrummm-clunk! Vrummm-clunk!
Clerk: Hahahaha!
Customer: What?

--AutoZone, Crestview, Florida

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Posted 2008-01-19 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook