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Maybe It's 'Cause You Murdered Selena

Latina #1: I feel like everybody hates me.
Latina #2: Maybe it's 'cause you feet stink.

--Brighton Beach, Brooklyn, New York

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Posted 2006-06-26 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

Only Kidding, Pookie - I Love Your Soft Little Vienna Sausage

Salesman: Gringo, gringo. Mexican wrestling mask, Nacho Libre!
Guy: No, dude, sorry. I already bought two today.
Salesman: Señorita, one for you?
Girl: Um, no, thanks.
Salesman: Come on... it will be something different for tonight!
Girl: If I wanted something different, we'd be at the farmacia buying Cialis.

--Puerto Nuevo, Mexico

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Posted 2006-09-19 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook