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Never Met a Simile Yet I Couldn't Swallow
Stoned nerd (talking about his sub order): I've got six inches!
Stoned girl: Lucky. I got the lesbian choice, a fuckin' sandwich. Cuz the sandwich is like a vagina and the sub is like a dick, ya know?
Stoned nerd: No, I totally understand. And I'm okay with that.
--Wawa, Rehoboth Beach, Delaware
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"...Hand Over Your Karma and No One Gets Hurt."
Pale nerd to posse: So I took out my super big blue Chakra shotgun and I said...
--Seal Beach, California
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His Life Is Largely Virtual, But the Humiliation in Store Is Very Real
Nerd, to blind date: And the best part about this guy is that he's half man, half rat, and he's living in a WOOD ELF society!
--Steak 'n Shake, Palm Beach, Florida
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...Because They're the Only Ones with a Following.
Dumb girl talking to small group of friends: Only famous people use Twitter.
--Coney Island, New York
Overheard by: Janelle
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