Boy, about people stepping on crabs: Looks like I'm not the only one with crab problems. –Jones Beach, New York
Teen girl, looking at historic photos of fishermen: So like, what's a “circa”?
Teen boy: That's a kind of fish. (pointing to photo) See, that's a circa. So's that… –Pier, Naples, Florida Overheard by: circa 1978
Girl #1: Ew, don’t swim in the water.
Girl #2: Why?
Girl #1: ‘Cause fish have sex in it. Do you want to swallow fish sperm? –Ocean City, Maryland Overheard by: Izzie
Girl: I'm really allergic to bugs, so that's why I'm scared of jellyfish. –Destin, Florida Overheard by: right, because jellyfish are just really big bugs
Old man to wife, in Russian: What sign are you?
Woman: I'm a fish.
Old man: Shark, son of a bitch. –Hallandale Beach Boulevard, Florida Overheard by: superemanuella
Four-year-old southerner: Dad! We should cut up a fish! We should cut up a fish and watch it bleed! –Myrtle Beach, South Carolina Overheard by: beach*blonde
Drunk guy to others: Imagine how long it would take to fuck a spider. It would take ages! –Dunedin, New Zealand
Fat guy on cell: I'm not interested. Throw my food at the dog. –Rhyl, Wales Overheard by: Jake
Jersey woman, to seagull: Get away, you lazy sonofabitch! Go find your own food! [to friends] Just like Mexicans. –Wildwood, New Jersey Overheard by: Dan
Drunk girl pointing at pelican: Holy shit — a fuckin’ Pterodactyl! –Cancun, Mexico