Old black lady finishes pooping and flushes: Oh, thank you, Jesus! [Hums gospel tune.] –Miami Beach, Florida Overheard by: Lauren
Girl running along shore: Smoke weed every day!
Black lady on beach blanket: Hallelujah! Come here, baby! Girl runs to black lady, who stands and hugs her and kisses her. Black lady: Smoke weed, God bless you! –Seaside Heights, New Jersey Overheard by: t-money
A black man cuts in line ahead of two anorexic JAPs.
Anorexic JAP #1: Why are we here again?
Anorexic JAP #2: Ugh, I know! This would never happen back in Boca!
Black man: Eat something, you Jewish popsicles!
Anorexic JAP #1: Did he just ask us to give him a blowjob? –Deerfield Beach, Florida Overheard by: Laughing
Little surfer kid pointing to large black lady: Look, a whale turd. –New Symrna, Florida
Young black male: Yo, I wish this was an urban beach. Like Chicago. –Wrightsville Beach, North Carolina
Ghetto chick #1: Yo, girl, I can smell you from here.
Ghetto chick #2: Girl, what you talkin’ ’bout? You better be talkin’ ’bout my lotion.
Ghetto chick #1: No, girl! I’m talkin’ ’bout your pussy.
Ghetto chick #2: You crazy, girl. Tony ate it out last night. Ain’t nothin’ in there to smell!
Ghetto chick #1: Maybe it’s just the nigga’s breath, then. –Ocean City, Maryland Overheard by: karen g.
Ghetto girl: …And so I broke up with him because he kept getting robbed. He had all these shady friends, ya know? It was like we’d wake up and the television and the shower curtain would be gone. –Misquamicut Beach, Rhode Island
White girl: So, what are you doing in Miami?
Black guy: We’re here for the pussy. –South Beach, Miami, Florida
Black kid: Damn, I lost my pants.
Mom: Word? –Belmar, New Jersey