Overly sunburned woman: Oh, hey, look! A two-legged race! –Aruba Overheard by: Amused
Drunk dude to another: Yeah, my dad has really big thighs! –Jacksonville Beach, Florida Overheard by: i dont know
Girl #1: Dude, my retainer smells nasty!
Girl #2: Just put a little bleach on it.
Girl #1: Wouldn't that kill me?
Girl #2: Yeah, but it will make your teeth whiter. –Tampa, Florida
Short girl: I would make a really awkward stripper.
Taller girl: Ummm… What?
Short girl: No, seriously! Like, think about it — if I was up there stripping, I would be like half the size of all the other girls… My head would be in the same spot as their, you know… And that’s awkward. –Bayfront, Hamilton, Ontario, Canadia
Freezing 20-something to boyfriend: I can't feel my nipples! I can't feel my nipples! Oh my god! That water's so freaking cold! (to friend) Brenda*! I can't feel my nipples! –Long Beach, New York Overheard by: I wish I could
Male boater to girl that always gets yelled at by the boss: So, are you thinking of doing this job again next summer?
Girl: Not if it means working for Rich. He's left a bad taste in my mouth. –Lake George, New York
Girlfriend: Some of my favorite times are lying on the beach with my head in your lap.
Boyfriend: Yeah, a lot of my favorite times involve your head in my crotch, too. –The Point, Chicago, Illinois Overheard by: Greg P
15-year-old standing on his friend: Woah, I can totally feel your spinal cord! –Santa Cruz, California
Five-year-old pulling her bottom lip down: I have herpes! –Seabrook Beach, New Hampshire
Mom, while burying her four-year-old son in the sand: Yo, did you hear what he just said? He said “don't pat too hard or my balls will explode!” –Rockaway Beach, New York Overheard by: That's why I'm scared to have kids