Little girl voice: Get a flame thrower! (a few minutes later) Firegirl gets iced! –Oceanside, California Overheard by: What goes on in my neighborhood?
Father to 14-month-old daughter: Can daddy get a table dance?”
(toddler starts to bounce up and down)
Mother, taking daughter from father's arms: No, because she wants to give her mama a lap dance!
Disgusted uncle: This is so wrong on so many levels… –Doheny State Beach, Dana Point, California Overheard by: Glad I'm related by marriage
Young teen girl: Hey, Mom, Dad told me to ask you, and I’m quoting him, to ‘Please leave a couple of drinks for him before your fat ass hogs them all.’
Mom: Tell your father that he had better be nicer to me or else I’m going to leave his ass for a sexy Latin man named Esteban… again. And you can quote me on that! –Del Mar, California Overheard by: Jess the Pirate
Chick #1: You know what would be the hardest job in the world?
Chick #2: What?
Chick #1: To emcee a fashion show. Oh my god, that must be so hard.
Chick #2: Oh, yeah. –Capitola, California
Teenybopper #1: Ew, I hate wide open spaces.
Teenybopper #2: Isn’t there a word for that?
Teenybopper #1: Yeah, I think it’s some kind of phobia or something. –Huntington Beach, California Overheard by: MarilynMonBRO
15-year-old standing on his friend: Woah, I can totally feel your spinal cord! –Santa Cruz, California
Cyclist to another: I ran into Jerry Seinfeld and I said, “Jerry, you sold out.” –Bike Path, Santa Monica, California
Hairdresser to client: Hey… Um… Remember when I did your hair?
Hairdresser: Wait, you were there, right?
Client: Yeah babe, I was there. –Venice Beach, California
Blonde: Hey, can you look at my butt? Do I have blood on my butt?
Guy: Uh, what?
Blonde: I have my period — I just want to make sure I don’t have blood on my butt.
Guy: What? Ew. –Venice Beach, California Overheard by: Sarah
Random guy named Mike, after hitting on girl for twenty minutes: You know, I've always wondered, can crabs get crabs? –Ship Bottom, Long Beach Island, California Overheard by: beachweek '06