Guy, looking at girlfriend's dog sniffing another dog: Dog breeding is awesome! –Newport Pier, Newport Beach, California
Pale nerd to posse: So I took out my super big blue Chakra shotgun and I said… –Seal Beach, California
Salty sea dog: And the new LED Christmas lights? They’ll never burn down your Christmas tree. You’ll have to do that yourself. –Morro Bay, California Overheard by: Colin
Teenage girl: Rosie O'Donnell has multiple personality disorder.
Friend: I thought she was a lesbian. –Starbucks, La Jolla, California Overheard by: …Which are mutually exclusive.
Frat boy to girl walking by and ignoring him: Is it because of my hair? Cause I'll change that! –Mission Beach, San Diego, California
40-year-old yuppie man: Yeah! I think a detox kiosk is a great idea! –La Jolla, California Overheard by: Confetti Bomb
Woman #1: Now you see that dude right there? That one in the green swim trunks.
Woman #2: Okaaaaay, yeah, I see him. The one with the red hair that's skimboarding?
Woman #1: Yeah, him. Now, I would so hook up with him. Look at those abs. Don't you just wanna run your hands all over him?
Girl slathered in tanning oil, staring at them: That's my boyfriend.
Woman #2: Oh. How long have you guys been going out?
Girl: Four months. What's it to you?
Woman #1: Just weighing our chances.
Girl: Chances of what?
Woman #2: Sleeping with him.
(girl makes disgusted noise and walks away).
Woman #2: Don' t worry, Shar. She's hideous. We'll follow them when they leave and the next time they go to a club or something, we'll hunt him down and get what we want.
Woman #1: We always do. Wait…which one of us gets to sleep with him? (they glance at each other, saying nothing) I've got a bigger rack. –Pismo Beach, California Overheard by: Matilda
Blonde girl on cell: That's not fair! Just because I want to actively pursue a sexual relationship with my thesis advisor does not mean you can call me a whore! (long pause) My boyfriend says he doesn't care. –Los Angeles, California
Frivolous tourist: What’s that?
Earnest tourist: That’s an aircraft carrier. San Diego is a big Navy port.
Frivolous tourist: Well, I think it just clutters up the look of the harbor. –San Diego, California Overheard by: Teresa Minnich
Six-year-old girl (about book on Obama): That's our new President!
Teen: Yeah, do you know what his name is?
Six-year-old girl: Martin Luther King! –Huntington Beach, California Overheard by: tori