Over-dressed and self-important guy on cell: No, no, it was some sort of implement she was calling us… No… Rubber? A douchebag? I’ve heard that before. –Pacific Palisades, California Overheard by: ear of the betafish
College guy, passing campus soccer field: Kick those balls, girl! –Long Beach, California
Girl to surfer boy: If your dick is big as this ice cream I'll throw the ice cream in the trash and lick your dick! –Santa Monica, California
Guy: It smells like pussy out here!
Girl: It smells like you’re gonna have to find someone else to give your ass a ride home. –Bixby Knolls, Long Beach, California Overheard by: Armando
Guy #1: Man, just seeing all these couples together just makes it worse, you know?
Guy #2: Yeah, I hear you. I’m sorry…
Guy #1, shouting at passing couples: It’s all gonna end in tears! –Huntington Beach, California Overheard by: Higgins
Guy #1: What happened to the girl you were seeing in Phoenix?
Guy #2: She broke up with me because I had too much baggage.
Guy #3: Wait! Was that the anorexic/bulimic with depression that was hooked on painkillers and ecstasy?
Guy #2: Yep.
Guy #1: You ever fuck her while she threw up?
Guy #2: You’re a sick fuck. (long pause) Yeah.
Guy #3: There is so much wrong with this conversation. –Pacific Beach, California
Random high school girl: So then I looked at her and said, “Shit, bitch, what's your fucking problem?”
Random high school guy: Were they Mexican?
Guy: Well, were they sexy Mexicans?
Girl: Yes, deary, they were Sexicans. –Rat Beach, California Overheard by: where can i find them?
Blonde on cell: Yeah, he just called. He’s waiting for me across the street with his pants off. –48th Street, Newport Beach, California
Tourist: Hey, the water is coming up really high.
Local: Yeah, it’s definitely a high tide today.
Tourist: How come it does that? I mean, what makes the water come up so high?
Local: Well, let’s just say it has a lot to do with the moon. –Pismo-Oceano Dunes, California Overheard by: janie
Chick: I can’t stand it when people smoke at the beach. It’s such a wrong thing to do in a place like this.
Dude: Smoking at the beach is like killing someone at a birthday party. –Long Beach, California Overheard by: Peter