Hot girl to friend: No, no, my underwear comes home with me every time; my panties will be no one's trophy. –Target, Huntington Beach, California Overheard by: Candace
Vendor: Hey, buy some pizza!
Chick: I don’t like bread.
Vendor: Then just eat the cheese!
Chick: I’m lactose-intolerant.
Vendor: Fro-zen yo-gurt! –Venice Beach, California
Girl, carrying piece of kelp to dad: This can be my pet until we get a doggie! –Hermosa Beach, California
Teenage girl #1: To make a long story short, she was pretty pissed that they removed the wrong one.
Teenage girl #2: Yeah… But either way it was probably an improvement. –Huntington Beach, California
Southern lady looking at surfers in wetsuits: I never knew there were so many negro surfers! –El Granada, California Overheard by: davo
Dude #1: Dude, why on earth do you keep fucking her if you think she’s so disgusting? Is her pussy, like, made of gold or something?
Dude #2: No, her pussy’s made of cocaine. –San Francisco, California
Trashy looking blonde, as two girls walk into a party: Ew, why are there smart people here? –Manhattan Beach, California Overheard by: smart people
Cyclist to her friend: I’ve had trouble sleeping ever since I got zapped by lightning. –Monterey, California Overheard by: RhiannonStone
Woman walker #1: I would never go out with him–his head is huge, his clothes are always wrinkled, and he doesn't shower.
Woman walker #2: Ugh.
Woman walker #1: Besides, he smokes.
Woman walker #2: But you smoke, too!
Woman walker #1: I know, but I never date smokers. –Lake Miramar, California Overheard by: El Meech